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From discovering the oyster to the mad genius who put whipped cream in an aerosol can, the history of rude food is full of pleasant surprises. Serious students of these matters have isolated the following milestones: The invention of the apron: this enabled rude cooks to approach the heat of the stove with new confidence, secure in the knowledge that whatever else was crispy on the outside and pink within, it wouldn't be them, The French Revolution: when the aristocracy tumbled, their private cooks were able to escape from the chateau to open restaurants, Rude Food became available to the general public for the first time. Central heating: hitherto only practical during the warmer months, undressing for dinner became possible throughout the year.

We are Jeff and Cathy, we run Rude Food Dining Club. Couples new to shared erotic encounters may be at a loss as to how to fit in and may be nervous. This is common and quite natural. It is our responsibility to acquaint you with structure of our dinner party. You will also be introduced to other guests.

Most of our dinners take place in London or a country house in Shropshire. A large table set with antique silver and glass lit entirely by candles, with polished silver gleaming against a linen table cloth the atmosphere is just right. A Champagne reception and selection of fine wines compliment a four or five course menu to delight your taste buds and set the tone for this stylish evening. We dine by candle light reflected in large Georgian mirrors. Fresh flowers enhance the atmosphere while the food itself is a star performer. Our guests are of course the main attraction as they flirt, touch, tease and dine off each other. In Shropshire most of our guests are able to stay from Saturday evening to Sunday big breakfast.

If a dinner party has a dress code, it is important to comply, change on arrival if you like. If there is no stated dress code, ladies should be as inventive as possible. Lingerie looks great at the table, see through, or unbuttoned jackets without anything underneath are very exciting. A business suit is not really appropriate for men, but a really nice shirt can look very sexy, even only a shirt is acceptable. Regard Rude Food as an extension to your social and sexual play, an opportunity to extend your boundary, try something new or show everyone just what a sexy couple you can be. Above all, it's just for fun, so join us and enjoy.

Be responsible, friendly and good-natured. A smile invites social contact. Freshly showered, perfumed and sexily dressed people make the most contacts. Making friends is the key to getting most out of your membership. Do tell people if you are new to this kind of experience. Please be assured no one will insist you run around naked. Your enjoyment will require some sort of effort on your part. Good communication skills are much more important than sexual prowess. Take time to find out about other people's desires and don't be afraid to explore your fantasies. Covering your partner in food and wine is quite acceptable.